How close are you to the bench?
A diagnostic for anyone whose career is measured in billable hours. Eight questions, no HR, no manager.
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The Corporate-to-English Dictionary (pocket edition)
Twenty of the phrases your manager uses most, translated into what they actually mean. Print it. Pin it near the coffee machine. Deny everything.
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