LAW NO. 02
The After-Hours Gradient
The more senior the sender, the faster the after-hours reply is expected.
"The VP messaged at 9pm. The analyst replied at 9:01."
Why it has a name
Once you can name The After-Hours Gradient, you will spot it in your own office within a week. That is the point: a thing with a name is a pattern, and a pattern is not about you.
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More Laws
LAW NO. 01The AI Productivity MirageAI saves time, and the saved time is handed straight back as more work.LAW NO. 02The Bench Anxiety ConstantFear of the bench stays the same, whatever the utilisation report says.LAW NO. 03The Culture-Fit Mirror'Culture fit' means people who remind the interviewer of themselves.LAW NO. 04The Family Emergency FilterThe policy allows the leave. The manager applies the filter.LAW NO. 05The HR Neutrality IllusionHR is neutral the way a referee is neutral when one team pays the referee.LAW NO. 06The Lateral PremiumThe new hire is paid more for your job, because loyalty is priced at a discount.
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